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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:52

What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are some funny and smart quotes?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Can a relationship really last forever?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Is it common for Americans to feel "trapped" due to the size and distance of their country from other countries/continents? Is this feeling an exaggeration or a reality?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

Are there any Hollywood celebrities who never divorced? Why does it seem like celebrities are likely to get divorced frequently?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy